I'm positive (Performed by Aidsy Aids)
DJ Ass:
All right boys and girls, get ready for a true story told by Aidsy!
Aidsy Aids:
I visited the doctor some time ago,
took some tests even if she was a 'ho.
Got a letter in the mail the other day,
opened it and read what it had to say:
I read and got happy as hell.
'cause it said I had it all:
I had
Gonhorrea
HIV
and a little bit of herpes.
I had it on paper,
I was happy as hell.
(chorus):
I'm positive,
I'm infected;
I'm positive,
I'm infected!
DJ Ass:
Yeah, now you now it's true, he's got it bad yeah.
Aidsy Aids:
To be positive,
to be infected;
it's all I ever wanna be.
I got proof,
that I'm queer as can be.
I'm happy that I got in on paper;
I'm gonna do my best to spread the fun.
Just open wide and you'll get my bacteria!